As promised, Barack Hussein Obama is doing his best to make America respected in the world once more.
- To this end, he has weakened our military by allowing openly gay individuals to enlist, ignoring the majority opinion of troops in the front lines of combat. (They are only dumb grunts, so what do they know, right?)
- He smiles and nods acquiescence when Russian politicians tell him one-sided arms treaties can’t be changed.
- Obama appoints a director of the National Intelligence Agency so competent and qualified for his position that he is completely unaware of terrorists arrests by a country that was once one of our closest allies.
- Instead of looking among the age/ethnic group from which the enemy predominantly comes, Muslim men between the ages of 17 and 40, Obama creates a system where everyone can either be subjected to a full-body search or let government employees see you naked. Billions of dollars spent and it doesn’t even work.
As Americans, we can all hold our heads high thanks to the gallant efforts of B.H.O. to advance our standing in the world. I know I’m proud.